I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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