Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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