Why are handjobs necessary in class?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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