i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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