**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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