you win again, gameday.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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