Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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