Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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