Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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