So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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