I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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