Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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