They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Naked. naked and bneed help.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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