The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Is it because I queefed?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Randomize
