Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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