Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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