after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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