When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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