i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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