Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
tell me about the fingering
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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