You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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