I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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