Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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