It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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