is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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