Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
is it fun? or sober?
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