I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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