Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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