So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
false alarm, still single
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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