Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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