gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
