I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Do vagina's smell?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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