Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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