in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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