she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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