Dual....:-)
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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