She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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