would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
