Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I believe in your delicious
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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