i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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