Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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