When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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