is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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