On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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