Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if you like me you must not know who I am
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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