This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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