I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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