He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I would fuck him just for his dog
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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