you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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