i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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