you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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