When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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