the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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