wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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