Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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