you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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