i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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