Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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